February's Morons of the Month

• The Republican Party, for their MANY attacks on women. Specifically, under the guise of restricting what kinds of abortion are funded by any health insurance, they attempted to re-define rape (essentially turning a blind eye to statutory and date rape). Then they tried to pass a bill that would have let pregnant women with LETHAL complications die, rather than be given an emergency abortion. Then, they tried to sneak in a law that would have made it legal to murder abortion doctors. And finally, at least one Republican is wanting to form "uterus police" that would have the power to arrest women for having miscarriages.

Thankfully, most (if not all) of these measures, DID NOT pass.

• "Reverend" Doctor Charles McVety, for filing a totally groundless lawsuit against former employer Crossroads Television (a conservative Christian TV station in Canada), for supposed political persecution. He was, in fact, fired for REPEATEDLY lying on the air, about homosexuals -- which got the station in trouble with the Canadian Broadcast Standards Council. Since this can make them lose their license, they -- quite rightly -- told McVety to cut it out, and he refused. In other words, he's suing his ex-bosses, for disciplining him when he didn't do what he was told to do.

I'll remind you, he's one of those blowhards who think that gay people, liberals, and non-Christians, lack any morals.

He also claims to be defending Canadian families, against said immorality.

• The Tea Party Terrorist Group (and Republican Representative Paul Broun), for (respectively) threatening to shoot Barack Obama, and taking it very lightly. I've already passed this on to the FBI, in Broun's home state of Georgia. If anyone reading this, can contact the Secret Service, please pass this along.

And these guys claim they are loyal Americans, and never EVER get violent? Please.

• Oh, and let's not forget the Tea Party-led government of Wisconsin, for grossly attacking unionized workers (apparently forgetting that they are officially in power to save the working-class American). This is especially rich, given that the Fox News gestapo who (quel suprise) are calling the unionists, communists and traitors, are THEMSELVES IN UNIONS.

• Emperor Stephen Harper and Minister of International Co-Operation Bev Oda, for thinking that's perfectly fine to forge a document that revokes a church group's funding (after it's been approved), and then lying to Parliament and the Canadian people about it. So much for all of that accountability, and law-and-order, that Harper promised when he was running for Prime Minister.

Finally, while I don't think it's very nice to attack imploding celebrities who have addictions, it's very hard to overlook Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen's recent antics -- one is facing the very real possibility of going to jail (apparently not getting the message), and the other's career is probably destroyed because he insulted his boss on the radio. Get better, guys -- but thanks for coming out.